Boogieman's Thoughts Over the Past Two hours, in order:
- Ooo.... What's that?
- Smells interesting -- Wonder what it would smell like on my back?
- Oh.... HELL yeah!
- OK... Time to go inside!
- Mommy is looking at me funny. I love her; why would she look at me like that?
- Now, she's talking to Daddy.
- They are looking at me strange.
- Oooo.... Mommy's going upstairs.
- Hunh, I wonder why Daddy is walking upstairs with that plastic bowl.
- I hear water running.
- I better check this out.
- That's weird. Mommy and Daddy aren't usually in the bathroom together.
- They WANT me to go in there. Maybe they need help with something.
(Looks around. Mental calc)
- Mommy's shutting the door!
- Why is Daddy picking me up?
- DO. NOT. WANT.
- Betrayed! Betrayed by the woman I love. I knew Daddy was suspect..... but.... Mommy too?
- This is torture.
- They are trying to kill me.
- How do Mommy and Daddy ENDURE this every day?
- I am NOT going to make it.
- I, Boogie McCarthy, leave all my worldly possessions to NOT Mommy, NOT Daddy, and NOT Sister.
- OK, Fine. Maybe I am dying, but if I'm going down.... I'm taking everybody with me!
- These assholes will RUE the day. RUE it!
- Don't you come at me with that towel!
- One of them HAS to make a mistake some time.....
- Mommy's heading to the door. Sucker!
- I'M FREE!!!
- Screw you, former-Mommy and former-Daddy!
- Oh, carpet. I love you. You understand me. I shall roll on you for comfort.
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